ILLOGICAL WORLD The sanctity of insanity A wide-eyed blind man Said I see Never a borrower or a lender be Money don’t make cash All the puritans Have interbred The resurrected Are left for dead The sacrament Is stale bread Morality is taxed I believe in an illogical world It all makes sense to me I believe in an illogical world Reason and logic won’t set me free The pinnacle Of propriety Is low In high society They’ve killed off all The birds and bees ‘Cause it’s considered crass The flexible heroes Like to stretch The latest clean up Left such a mess They’ve done their worst It’s all for the best They think it’s going to last I’m not lost but I was found Reason makes the would go round They calculate how thankful I am There’s plastic in the Pearly Gates The time is now But we’ll have to wait For all the good it doesn’t seem that bad © McGie/Lundquist